The letter everyone wants to write!

"Dear IRS, I'm sorry to inform you that I'm not going to be able to pay the taxes owed on April 15th, but all is not lost. I paid these taxes, accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gas tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city tax, school and county property tax up to 33% the last four years. Real estate tax, Social Security tax, road use tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, sales franchise tax, state unemployment tax, federal excise tax, telephone tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle tax, registration tax, capital gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma, Mexico sales tax and many more I can't recall and I've run out of space and money. When you do not receive my check April 15th, just know that it was an honest mistake. Please treat me the same as the way you've treated Congressman Charlie Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, ex-congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss, Timothy Geitner. No penalties, no interest. PS, I'll make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

 Ed Barnett, Wichita Falls.

 

This was a real letter, and Mr Barnett was on Glenn Beck’s show that day.  I watched it.  He does have his taxes ready to pay, but of course, he’s gonna wait till midnite on the 15^th to pay em.

I WANT A DIVORCE!

Subject: Divorce agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressive-s, socialists, Marxist s and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other, for many years for the sake of future generations. But sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.

That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.. After that, it should be relatively easy!

Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them..

You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.

We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security..

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values..

You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U. N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.

You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone health care ... IF ... you can find any practicing doctors.

We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.

I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots.

In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR ... which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

well folks, how’s it goin for ya?  ain’t obama a hoot? LOL moron !  dammed commie pinko pigface socialist asshole!  we’ve got to git his ass outa the white house soon and reverse all the damage he’s done so far.  amazing how he has screwed things up so fast ain’t it!  Let’s just hope and pray that Atty Berg can get the Supreme Court to finally listen to him!!  I'm going to be so glad when that fraudulent commie asshole is out of my White House!!  I was so tickled Thursday nite on the Stephen Colbert show.. The Colbert Report.. that he mentioned to his guest that Obama had never shown anyone a valid birth certificate and that rumor has it that he was born in Kenya with gramma watching!  the guest, forget his name, wouldn’t answer Stephen and changed the subject.. very quickly!! Stephen tried to get an answer from him but ran out of time and just cut him off.  At least someone finally said it out loud what millions of us know.. Obama is a fraud and needs to get out of the White House before he’s lynched, impeached, or worse!!!!!!! When those moronic socialist 51% that voted him into office realize what he’s done.. Armageddon will seem like a church picnic.  He’d better run hard and fast back to Africa (where he came from!!) when the population finds out how he hoodwinked em all.  People are basically stupid, but when u constantly lie to them and then they realize just how big a lie u’ve been living and telling.. all Hell IS gonna break loose my friends!  Cover ur asses and pray to God daily that the demi-god is removed from this country soon!! love to all, Rosie.